Scrubs Season 9 Quotes
Cole [impersonating Lucy]: I think horses should go into space.
Lucy: I never said that. Why would I want fewer horses on Earth? That's crazy.
Thanks again Turkleton for giving me the lift. Hitching rides with the students was not working out. The constant stops at keg parties and strip clubs. They just weren't into them. Hey, nobody hustles Kelso while in the champagne room. That is my house.
Kelso
Set my DVR to record The Big Bang Theory. The whole world is watching this thing and I need to know why.
Cox
You have no idea how many times I've been out late and had to pass on my seventh drink. No more Mr. Responsible.
Kelso
Lucy, it's not cancer cancer. That kind of cancer is for uglies and people who put laptops on their balls.
Cole
Check it, I put orange soda in my IV bag, I'm like a hamster yo.
Cole
That's exactly what Trang needed. Driving back and forth in the parking lot, reinforcing every stereotype of Asian drivers.
Denise
Dr. Cox: Hey talking man baby, come here. I am parked in the ten minute parking zone.
Trang: You want me to move your car?
Dr. Cox: No, I love the space. What I want you to do is pull out of and then back into the space every ten minutes. If you get bored, here's a deck of cards and a ball.
Turk: Sir, do you just hang around waiting for conversations to weigh in on?
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, that and my judge shows get me through the day.
Denise: Why you moping around like a tiny girl bitch?
Turk: Wow, can't you ever be like "hi," or even better, "what's up?"
Denise: Sure, what's up tiny girl bitch?
Do yourself a favor and pick a leadership style and stick to it, but please avoid aggressive shaming because its my bread and butter.
Dr. Cox
Trey, you haven't even seen crazy yet. You feeling froggy? Then leap son.
Lucy
