Simon's mom: Honey, you look like you're dying.
Simon: I'm dying to get out of this conversation.

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Jace: Simon's little problem can wait. I've got a great plan.
Clary: Oh. There's a first.

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Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can't even imagine what your Facebook page looks like.

Internal Affairs Cop

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Izzy: I broke up with Meliorn.
Alec: Really? Turning over a new leaf?

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If Valentine started creating shadowhunters or gained control of demons, it would be like Beyonce riding on a dinosaur in the middle of Times Square. People would notice.

Magnus

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