Back the fuck away from the car.

Frank, people like the Milkoviches would love nothing more than a young black boy breaking into their property.


We hope you don't mind us taking over this area.


V: She isn't even allowed to be here.
Debbie: V, don't do this.
V: She's on a sex offenders register.

Franny: I'm ready for my picture now.
Debbie: Oh, Franny. Let me get my phone.

Frank: Sell that for $7.
V: A little expensive, don't you think?
Frank: Seven's the price.

Kev: Oh, fuck. That is good.
Frank: You like that? That's a little Half-Mexican red.

Mickey: Flip fuck?
Ian: Sure.
Mickey: What's my name?
Ian: Nick.
Mickey: I said what's my name!
Ian: Nick Jonas.

Watch it, ladies. Might haul your asses down to the station. That's right, you're looking at the new po-po. First day on the job.


Lip: Hey, look who it is, the Birthday girl.
Frannie: Presents?
Lip: Oh, no, no. It's not like Christmas, Frannie. You're going to get your presents tonight at your party.
Frannie: Oh.

Watch out, crackheads. I'll come back for you later.


Making a mental note of your face, shit bag.


Shameless Quotes

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

Lip: You got married?
Fiona: Yeah.
Lip: Fuck. To who?
Fiona: Gus.
Lip: Who the fucks Gus?
Fiona: I've mentioned him before.
Lip: Yeah in passing. Jesus, married? Are you happy or---
Fiona: Do I seem happy?