You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.

Debbie

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• Added: February 14, 2011

Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.

Principal

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I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.

Principal

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• Added: February 14, 2011

Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.

Ian

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That is a paper mache pile of shit.

Teacher

• Permalink: That is a paper mache pile of s**t.
• Added: February 14, 2011

Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.

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• Added: February 14, 2011

Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.

Karen

• Permalink: Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
• Added: February 14, 2011

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

• Permalink: Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
• Added: February 14, 2011