Shameless Season 2 Episode 8: "Parenthood" Quotes
I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.Jody
How do you do that? The nice thing?Grammy [to Sheila]
My testicles have never been my ally.Kevin
Lip: Go learn your state capitals.
Fiona: Go f*ck yourself.
He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.Frank
Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.Frank
Figure out that chick sitting on MY sofa wearing YOUR wedding ring and then we'll talk.Fiona [to Steve]
I don't get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?Carl