A name like Chip, you think you'd wanna defy the stereotype.


Karen: My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
Sheila: He's not my boyfriend.
Jody: I'm not?

It smells worse than a dead hooker's ass in there.


A little heavy on the botox and Chanel No. 5 but she's nice.

Debbie [about Steve's mom]

You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

Karen this is my grandson. I'm not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex.


Frank: She's fragile.
Fiona: She's broken.

Fiona: Christ V, I can't let him back into this madness.
Veronica: Isn't that his choice?

I'm where I need to be, okay?

Monica [to Frank]

Fiona: Jesus, these poor kids.
Steve: Don't worry they're already pretty fucked up.

Happy thanksgiving, that's a nice hickey, go wash up.

Fiona [to Ian]

I don't wanna be me anymore.


Shameless Season 2 Quotes

The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.


I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.