Jonah: What I'm saying is I get that this is a little scary. But, what corporate is going to do if we don't do this is even scarier. Okay, so you know, you, you, you, you're all at risk of being replaced by machines.
Paul: So I'm good?
Jonah: Uh, no you're at risk too.
Paul: You didn't point at me.
Jonah: Okay, the pointing was arbitrary. Alright look, a union is our best shot at protecting our jobs. Okay, so who's with me?

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Mateo: Oh Sandra, I can't believe they got you in on this.
Sandra: Huh?
Mateo: Oh this is so stupid. I mean, it's so bland. Like, you got the same color next to each other, nothing's accessorized. Uh, it looks like a baby did this. You guys, Sandra? This is too much.
Sandra: I did my best.
Mateo: Uh it's okay. I've got this.

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Dina: I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay so you hate Colleen, you hate me, how many enemies do you have?
Dina: Thirty-seven. Thirty-six and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.

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Dina: You know Colleen from the Bellridge store? The one who sucks and is like if Satan and a turd had a baby? She just walked in.
Amy: Mmhm, yeah um but your little rivalry thing is just kind of fun and friendly competition, right?
Dina: No Amy, I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns. Frankly, I'd like her dead.

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