Kathryn: Morning.
Bay: Mommy!
Kathryn: Mommy?
Bay: Is it Christmas?
Kathryn: Yes.
Bay: OK. I want you to make gingerbread pancakes and then I want you to sing Christmas Carols all day long. Oh, and baking. I want to bake!
Kathryn: Oh honey, stop. I know that you and I are really, really different. We always have been. I love all this stuff and you don't. I need to stop forcing it on you.
Bay: Mom, I love every single thing about our Christmases. That's not entirely true. But, every family has a little crazy and if I have to have crazy, I prefer your crazy over anyone else's.

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Regina: The whole perfect Kennish Christmas thing makes me feel like you were cheated out of this storybook life; like you somehow drew the short straw because you got stuck with the single mom.
Daphne: Mom! I love our Christmases.

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FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...

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John: Well, I see you're still using your mom's beauty products.
Toby: Good to see you, too, John.
John: Bay! Ready for some wind sprints?
Kathryn: She just worked out.
John: Yes, I'm aware of that Kathryn. Olympic Medalists don't just work once a day and then sit on their butts the rest of the day. It's crunch time. And yet, why am I explaining that to somebody who works 90 hours a week?
Kathryn: Don't do that. Don't pit Bay against me.

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Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.

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Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!

Bay

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It takes three hours to open presents? We don't usually put that much emphasis on gifts.

Regina

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