The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 16: "The Excelsior Acquisition" Quotes
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations for inter-stellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?Sheldon
I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM's will lead the charge.Sheldon
Wolowitz: Why do you have all of these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon: Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
Penny: Sheldon's in jail.
Leonard: What'd he do?
Penny: The same crap he normally does, except to a judge.
Wolowitz: Damn paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut!
Raj: Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages 79 to 87 were just action packed.Sheldon [about Stan Lee]