If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

Sheldon

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• Added: November 17, 2016

While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.

Bernadette

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• Added: November 17, 2016

Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.

Amy

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• Added: November 17, 2016

Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.

Sheldon

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• Added: November 17, 2016

Everything is stupid, and I want to go home.

Sheldon

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• Added: November 17, 2016