Now while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.

Sheldon

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• Added: January 05, 2017

I don't know. I am her precious little boy, and you did take my flower.

Sheldon

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• Added: January 05, 2017

It was fine, other than the weird tasting juice Amy gave me. I slept the whole way.

Sheldon

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• Added: January 05, 2017

Good Lord, is that mistletoe? Do you maniacs not own a calendar?

Sheldon

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• Added: January 05, 2017

Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.

Sheldon

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• Added: January 05, 2017