Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.

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Leonard: It's what we do. We give each other a hard time. Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis.
Sheldon: That was very hurtful.

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I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there, moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica.

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Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. She isn't the free spirit I am.

Sheldon

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We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk away.

Sheldon

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Zack: Where do they keep the Archie comics?
Sheldon: In the bedrooms of ten year old girls were they belong.

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Zack: I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon: Literally? Literally a million years?

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Zack: I see, you were inferring that i'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's not correct. We were implying it... you then inferred it.

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Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because I'm pretty sure you were watching Nickelodeon.

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