The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 1: "The Matrimonial Momentum" Quotes
Finally, there's a Mrs. Hofstadter that isn't disappointed in me.Leonard
Bernadette: Aw, that was beautiful.
Howard: Yeah, I mean not like our wedding, beautiful.
Bernadette: No, we totally won.
We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing.Sheldon
Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.Sheldon
Whatever. Put us on the internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comments section.Penny