The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 14: "The Meemaw Materialization" Quotes
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!Sheldon
Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.
There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.Sheldon
Oh, now you call her Constance. I call her Meemaw. You have your own Meemaw. It's not my fault she died when you were four.Sheldon
Penny: You know, the last time I got a handwritten letter was from someone who told me I parked like a blind person.
Leonard: That someone has a name.
Sheldon: Thank you.