The Big Bang Theory Season 8 Episode 12: "The Space Probe Disintegration" Quotes
Do you realize I don't live with the woman I love because of you?Leonard
Sheldon: There were plenty of ways to pass the time before smartphones were invented.
Leonard: That's true.
Sheldon: I'll look them up... Oh, son of a biscuit!
What kind of scientist are you? everyone knows you've gotta make two out of three!Raj
Raj: No, I'm not okay. I feel like I'm going to jump out of my skin.
Bernadette: I told you not to wax down there.
Leonard: Hang on. Why do we have to hate it?
Penny: Three words. Dr. Who Convention.
Penny: Oh, I know. We could go horseback riding.
Amy: Actually I can't. My hips don't open wider than 22 degrees. I rode a very thin pony once. On the first bump I just pssshh, popped right off.