Becky: You're great at pretty much everything, You're amazing. But, you know the male ego; you gotta tell them what they wanna hear, and they'll do whatever you want!
Ben: [Smiling] I know. Some guys, right?

Josh has a different girl for every cause, alright? So this is about class struggle, so you're the poor white girl that gives him street cred.


He isn't a psychopath, he's rich!


Interesting. Because if you start breaking into banks, I think the police will enjoy the opportunity to debate your political beliefs with repeated nightsticks to the head.


Josh: Oh you may want to fix your water pressure by the way. It's somewhere in between a trickle and a leak.
Jackie: So we're to take from that that, at your house, you have great water pressure? Good to know.

Darlene: Do you know anything about this Josh guy that Harris brought home?
Mark: I've seen him on her Instagram. She was spray-painting something on a buiconnerslding and he was holding her cans.
Darlene: I love you 'cuz you don't know what that means.

Ben: Love you, Mom.
Barb: Thank you. We don't say it enough.

Think of me as a sister! A sister ... that you ... had a baby with!


Sometimes the truth only makes things harder. You remember how devastated I was when I found out my mother was, you know, actually my real mother.


Darlene, while you're in there, try and talk him out of the beard -- it makes him look like a Bolshevik.


You remind me of somebody. If you told me I'll never amount to anything, it would be downright eerie.


I'm so sorry for your loss. Or, if you're relieved, I'm happy for your freedom -- I've seen both.


The Conners Quotes

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.