The Good Place Quotes
Janet: What do you think happens when people walk through the door? It's the only thing in the universe I don't know.
Eleanor: I don't know either. The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone's guess. But as a very wise not-robot once told me, the true joy's in the mystery.
Jason's gone. Tahani's off doing her thing, and I'm not ready to go. So if you leave, then I'm alone here. I was alone my whole life, and I told myself I liked it that way, but I don't. I like being with you.Eleanor
The judge gave me the power to make you an actual human.Janet
I am returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe!Michael
I think my final mission might be to get you to go through the system. Take the test.Eleanor
I spent most of my life pretending to help people. If I were an architect, I could do it for real.Tahani
Tahani: You have a rockin' bod.
Eleanor: Did you just turn the tables on me?
I'm never going to forget you.Janet
Chidi: How did you know?
Jason: It wasn't like I heard a bell ring or anything. I just suddenly had this calm feeling. Like the air inside my lungs was suddenly the air outside my body. It was peaceful.
Jason: Hey, guys! I'm back. Go-karting with monkeys got boring really fast.
Michael: It did?!
Eleanor: Oh no.
Listen carefully before I forget how to say this. You gotta help us. We are so screwed.Patty
Chidi: You look a little pale. Did you get sick from the hot air balloon? I bet if you throw up it'll just be butterflies or something.
Michael: I'm fine. I just...I don't belong here. There's no telling what will happen to a demon that steps foot in this place. Promise if I'm vaporized, you guys will keep having fun.