No matter what he does, we will find each other. And we will help each other. Because we're soulmates.

Eleanor

This is a defense mechanism Eleanor. You saw yourself fall in love with Chidi, and it freaked you out to see yourself be so vulnerable. So you're using determinism to convince yourself that those feelings were not real.

Michael

Young lady, you will stop this nonsense, go to the PTA meeting, and support your mother. I won't hear another word about it!

Michael

I'm going to hug you because I love you. And because you feel just as alone as I do.

Tahani

In one of the reboots you and Chidi fell in love. Deeply. And you told him that you loved him and he told you that he loved you back.

Michael

I wanted that mom! I wanted the mom who made me afternoon snacks instead of telling me to look for loose fries in the McDonald's ball pit. Why does Patricia get that mom? If Donna Shellstrop has truly changed, that means she was always capable of change but I just wasn't worth changing for.

Eleanor

If you don't accept my apology I will smash your stupid art exhibit into bits!

Tahani

I know I haven't been the best father in the world. I might not have even been in the top five. I wanna make up for that. I'll distract them, you run out the back.

Donkey Doug

The Donkey Doug who was banned from Disney World for biting Buzz Lightyear?

Tahani

So the thing is, one of your parents is not technically, actually, dead.

Janet

Chidi: Here's the truth: You're amazing. And my feelings have changed. I wish I could tell you why, I really, really do. But, I can't.

See ya in hell. You know what I just realized? I always say that when leaving a room, but right now it's accurate. I will literally see you in hell.

Eleanor

The Good Place Season 3 Quotes

I almost died. And it made me want to become a better person. Which I did for a while, but then I fell back into my old trashbag ways. But yesterday I saw your lecture and something just clicked.

Eleanor

I saw this place that was at once a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell! I mean oh! The mind reels! A Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell!

Michael