Jason: Does Peter Florrick have reason to be concerned about you?
Cary: Me?
Jason: Your testimony?
Cary: Only if he has reason to be concerned about the truth.

I don't like Canada, it's too clean. I always want to litter here.


Jason: Your phone has been ringing.
Alicia: I'm throwing it away.

I don't know if I have the stomach for a gender war right now.


Peter, you're always being indicted. If it weren't today it would be tomorrow.


Yes, I would never think of divorcing you unless I had some other man to call my own.


Cary: This was the lesser of two evils.
David Lee: What's the other one?
Cary: Having a pantless octogenarian scaring away clients.

One Gogi-gasm with a virility boost. Good luck with that.


Peter: I should kick your ass.
Jason: You could try. And then what?

Alicia: I don't want you to feel like you're doing wrong when you're with me.
Jason: Yeah, you do.

I wasted the last 20 years, I'm not going to waste the next 20.


I am married. If anyone should be explaining, it should be me.