Something more important than your mama... The woman who went to a junior high dance with you dressed up as ‘cousin Sirvi?'

Rishi

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• Added: November 08, 2016

The rehearsal dinner is amazing. I just had lasagna for the first time. Now I know what Garfield was on about.

Morgan

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• Added: November 08, 2016

I’m about to Mr. Robot this beeyotch.

Rishi

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• Added: November 08, 2016

We should have been practicing for weeks, and instead I let him watch that OJ documentary.

Mindy

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• Added: November 08, 2016

I was crying in the bathroom because I dropped my phone in the toilet again.

Mindy

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• Added: November 08, 2016