Danny: You sat on me!
Mindy: Yes and I farted on you, too.

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.

We're losing? I thought the game was to score the least amount of points like golf.

Jeremy

I've never played basketsball. I'm sure I'll pick it up. Who's going to be goalie?

Jeremy

Great, the one person who watched Space Jam quit.

Morgan

I had no friends in 7th grade, so I had time to master the cross stitch.

Mindy

Danny: Take her to Alcatraz.
Mindy: Oh, I would love that. What is that?
Barb: It's the world's most famous marriage, I mean prison.

Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.

Answer me right now. What is more important? Your relationship with Dr. Lahiri or this basketball team I made you join 2 days ago?

Morgan

The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.

Answer me right now. What is more important? Your relationship with Dr. Lahiri or this basketball team I made you join 2 days ago?

Morgan