The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 1: "We're a Couple Now, Haters!" Quotes
Danny: Move over, Zorro.
Mindy: Zorro? I'm too young to understand that reference.
Danny: [Playing "Let It Go" on piano]
Morgan: Open the door. I hear you playing Frozen.
You won't have to worry about this problem when you're a Tookers. There's a lot of other problems. Dyslexia, alcoholism, short term memory. Alcoholism
Morgan
Mindy: Wait. I thought you worked in a tipsy fishing boat to pay for medical school.
Danny: I tried. I kept getting thrown from the boat because I was too light.
That's my girlfriend. That's hilarious. I guess women can be funny.
Peter
Danny: I would never let my woman plan a charity event with some guy. I would never do it.
Mindy: And I would never want to plan a charity event
Danny: Well, OK, we don't eat popsicles like that here.
Cousin Lou: That's not what I heard, homeboy. I heard you're pretty good with your mouth.
Well, I am just happy to work at a place that allows hunky drifters, like yourself, to get a second chance for, hopefully, committing a white collar crime?
Mindy
I can't go. I have tickets to an execution.
Beverly
I don't know why you're looking at me? I am mad charitable. I donated 2 cans of soup to get into a Katy Perry Q&A.
Mindy
She says you're like a thirsty camel in a desert oasis and I don't know if she's referring to your technique or...?
Peter
If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Casstellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would've said, "Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?"
Danny
