I'm an imposter.

Pope John

Dia: You know what hell is like?
Lenny: Yes, I do.

I did not ask for this. I did not ask for this.

Lenny

God grants everyone salvation.

Gutierrez

I am not a saint. I did not rise from the dead. And I don't perform miracles.

Lenny

When one thing changes, everything changes.

Lenny

In what way does the world love me?

Lenny

Pius XIII is a living saint.

Esther

Interviewer: Who is Sir John Brannox?
Pope John: A priest who has the good fortune to be loved by God more than he loves himself.

I'm a whore.

Esther

I believe in you, but will you believe in me?

Pope John

I detest politics and gossip in equal measure but even in this small state of ours, even the Pope can't avoid matters of vulgarity.

Pope John