The Night Shift Quotes
Jordan: We need to intubate him.
Kenny: I may be paralyzed by my ears still work, Jordan.
Kenny: Could you just give me a minute, just to, you know, mentally prepare for this intrusion.
Bella: No.
Kenny: No? You gotta be kidding me.
Bella: I'm already done.
Kenny: That's it?
Bella: I told you I was good.
Mac: He made a mistake with Kenny. He held on too long. You know, stuff happens. It's not chess. Then Drew goes all Jon Jones on him.
Jordan: I'm assuming that's a bad thing.
Mac: Yeah, real bad. Total overreaction.
Jordan: I think we broke at least 100 HR rules.
Cain: We? No, no, no. I'm a resident, you're my boss. You broke the rules.
Jordan: Do you want a job?
Mac: Nice segue. Yeah, how 'bout tight end for the Bears?
Jordan: They could totally use one, but actually I was thinking about here, at SAM.
Cain: Hey, have you guys seen my wood?
Nurse: Excuse me?
Cain: My wood. It's missing.
Nurse: Vicki, have you seen this man's wood?
Vicki: I certainly have not.
Jordan: Doctor you might wanna, you know, elaborate.
Kenny: I freakin' hate that guy and his little kit. Guy's always making these wooden carvings for the nurses.
Drew: Good point. What a dick.
Kenny: My point is, it's all a show. I mean who the hell wants these little animal carvings anyway?
Drew: So I guess I shouldn't show you the adorable dolphin he made for Brianna?
Jordan: So, when you ran your ER, how did you deal with being the one who always had to make the tough decisions?
Cain: Ah, with great power comes great responsibility.
Jordan: Did you just quote me Spiderman as your leadership mantra?
Amira: All we can do is make him comfortable. You're not in Texas anymore. We don't get happy endings here. We're in a war zone.
TC: Thanks. I hadn't noticed that.
Jordan: So it's okay for you to go out there, but not for me?
Cain: Yes, because I am more expendable.
Jordan: Wow, you have a God complex like the rest of us?
Cain: I used to, but my old life in Mexico beat it out of me.
Jordan: It's pretty rough down there, huh?
Cain: I was referring to my ex-wife.
Scott: I'm going to need you to prepare him. The state of that arm, I don't think we're going to be able to save his hand.
Drew: Great, this job's hard enough to do with two hands, how's he going to do it with one?
Scott: Maybe the tests will tell a different story, but I wouldn't count on it.
TC: My life back home was a trainwreck. And even though this place is a mess, it kind of makes sense to me. Everyone wants to hashtag "save Allepo" like it does something, but I can make things better.
Syd: You can do that in San Antonio.
TC: Anyone can do it in San Antonio, but not many people can do it here.
