Chris Webber: Why is the little guy so troubled?
Dani: He's cranky, he needs a nap.

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Felix: I was trying to be a good friend.
Oscar: If you were a good friend you would have been honest with me.
Felix: Fine, Paolo was a 28 year old Brazilian gymnast with family money.
Oscar: Not that honest.

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Felix: What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours because the battery was totally run down?
Oscar: Yes, yes you were.

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Emily: Oh hey Oscar, did I wake you?
Oscar: No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows, make sure Ma is warming the griddle.

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