Oscar: Wait is this all part of your master plan?
Gabby: What do you mean?
Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?

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Felix: Okay here's something. One plane ticket to Beijing.
Oscar: Oh right, this one wanted to see China when we have a perfectly good Chinatown right here in New York.
Gabby: Oh I'm sorry, this one wanted to expand her horizons. You won't even go to Chinatown.
Oscar: They deliver.

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Gabby: Hey Teddy you look great.
Teddy: Tell Diane that, she keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow.

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Oscar: Hey Gab, so where are we on the hugging situation?
Gabby: Well, since I want to murder you right now, the thought of touching you makes me sick.
Oscar: Wow it's like you never left.

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