The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Season 1 Episode 5: "Pria" Quotes
It's a good rule in life never to apologize. The right kind of people never want apologies and the wrong kind take advantage of them.
Levesque
I'm a doctor. My expertise is in biology. This is more like fixing an engine.
Finn
[Oonach-4] is off limits because the people are nightmarish. They capture outsiders and then sacrifice them to a raccoon god by methodically dismembering them.
Mercer
Grayson: My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen sink for all I care.
Mercer: I don't ever do it near the food. You know that.
What, do you think she crashed her own ship just so she could come here and do free laundry?
Mercer
Mercer: Did you read her diary too?
Grayson: No, we couldn't find it.
Yaphit: Y'know, this may sound blunt but you are the only white woman I've ever found attractive.
Levesque: Well, you're the handsomist pile of cat puke I've ever seen.
Captain, respectfully submit that the attractiveness of the ship's occupant makes the rescue imperative.
Malloy