We have to apologize to this chick because we've been looking at her like she's a ho for the last three years.


Phaedra's going to be pissed. Apollo's not even my man and I'm pissed.


Kenya: He's going to prison for eight years.
Claudia: His abs are going to be really amazing when he gets out though.

Being friends with NeNe was a full time job. It was a lot more draining than my fibroids could ever be.


Honey, people pay a lot of money to have their asses high.