My first impression of Erika is that she looks a little bit like the kind of Barbie I used to play with when I was a little girl, you know, the skirt up her butt and the diamonds and the blond hair. So maybe I can have some fun with her now.

Lisa Vanderpump

Now may be a good time to keep those big lips closed.

Kyle Richards

They just need a couple of pairs of Maloof Hoofs and we'll be good to go.

Lisa Vanderpump

Taylor's got a big mouth and she gets stuck right in the middle of things and sometimes I have to tell her to shut up.

Lisa Vanderpump

If I don't honor my inner bad girl I'm not going to be happy.

Erica

The first time I saw Yolanda she was rocking a side ponytail and pumps. I thought this bitch is fierce.

Erika

Nothing good happens after 11 at night for a teenager.

Lisa Rinna

I don’t remember what it’s like to be normal.

Yolanda

Apparently if you have a penis you never get lost.

Kyle

Ken: I do work for a living.
Lisa Vanderpump: What do you do exactly, lie there and cuddle puppies?

If it wasn't for my kids I would have jumped over the balcony already.

Yolanda Foster

I'm like a cockroach. You can't get rid of me.

Lisa Rinna