I have this kind of underlying fear that on my tombstone it will say, “She wore diapers.”

Lisa Rinna

I'm a bit of a sexual athlete, if you know what I mean.

Lisa Vanderpump

I probably wouldn't know a baseball if it hit me on the head but I suppose it's similar to cricket.

Lisa Vanderpump

Kim Richards: Certain things are personal.
Lisa Rinna: Then why do a reality show?

So it just doesn't get discussed because you decide it doesn't get discussed?

Lisa Rinna

(to Kim) Even your dog biting my child is my fault?

Kyle Richards

I don't throw wine glasses, I throw wine.

Brandi Glanville

You need to change your Depends because you're so full of sh*t.

Brandi Glanville

I'm not going to be this age and be scared what people think of me. It pissed me off.

Eileen Davidson

Forgive the comparison but it's almost like you're playing with your dog and all of a sudden your dog bites you by mistake.

Andy Cohen

Often when we're out, she's drinking and it becomes aggressive and it might not be her problem but it sure ends up as ours.

Lisa Vanderpump

I've did some crazy things over the years on the soaps I've been on but I have seen nothing like what I've seen with these ladies.

Eileen Davidson