What's better? Ramona's ass in my Yummy jeans or her kissing mine?


She's always pretending that there are no men, that she didn't get her boobs done, and she's a nun in a monastery and I don't buy it.


So be cool. Don't be like all uncool.


Carole: Rule 27 of the travel code: Do not leave your luggage or your men unattended.

Just back down Ramona Singer or I'm going to flush you down the toilet.