Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.

United States of Tara Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.