Hey Kev. I lied. I need a catch. I'm not okay.

Randall

Bud. I promise I scared all the monsters away. And because you're my son, now they're scared of you too. I'm gonna be honest with you. Your brother and sister are kind of high maintenance so I'm gonna need you to keep being you. Cause if you go south, I'm dead. So can you be a good boy and just go sleep in your bed.

Jack

Look, man, I get it. Us men of a certain shade, we're not used to talking. But that's therapy, right? Talking.

Darnell

Darnell: I don't know man, if someone broke into my house when my wife and kids are sleeping, I'd be a mess.
Randall: I run.
Darnell: From the dude? No shame in that.
Randall: No, I mean that's how I deal with things, get over it.
Darnell: Do you do anything else but run?

Beth: Do we need to have weapons everyplace like we're Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Randall: You might not want to put it that way because that sounds pretty cool.
Beth: We are allowed to go back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Randall: You mind staying tonight?
Beth: Randall, I stay over almost every night. My roommates are starting to call me Mrs. Pearson.

Kate: Marc! Why are you so mad?
Rebecca: That doesn't sound good.
Randall: No, but I've been watching Dawson Creek and they all talk like that.

Randall: You up?
Kevin: Why are your texts so formal?

Mom! Get out of the lightning! Please, Mom! I don't think you can hear me.

Randall

Jack: Why don't you take some cough medicine and call it a night?
Rebecca: I'm sorry. You really think these three are going to stay asleep?

Rebecca. If he is really your choice, this dark, complicated man, make sure he gives you a love story. One for the ages.

Janet

Babies change so fast and I knew every morning might be the last time you let me rock you like that. So I made sure to remember every little detail of those mornings.

Rebecca

This Is Us Quotes

Rebecca. If he is really your choice, this dark, complicated man, make sure he gives you a love story. One for the ages.

Janet

Dad, Grandpa's gay. Or at least bi.

Tess