Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon

Lorena [to Sookie]

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Steve: On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell
Jason: I reckon I've already been to heaven... it was inside your wife

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That sonuvabitch. It's like he sucked out my brain and planted all his own babies there

Jason [about Steve]

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Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.

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Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it

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