Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

Alexis: What do I do?
Betty: I haven't told Daniel because i know your a good person Alexis. Right now you're the only person that can prove that

Mandy: You killed Wilhelmina and you stuffed her! You put her in Tahari?
Betty: Amanda, it's a Wilhelmina doll.

You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.

Marc [to Betty]

Seriously, I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this... Raaahuuul. Is it a crime to purchase things you can't pay for? No!

Mandy [to her credit card company]

If I pay my bill then I can't pay my rent. And if I don't pay my rent, then where you will you send the bill? See, this is actually all for you.

Mandy [to her credit card company]

Look, don't judge me... not that you could in that


Betty [in Mandy's dream]: Amanda, have you seen the mustard? I need it for my big fat sandwich which I'm always eating around you and making a big mess of myself.
Mandy [in Mandy's dream]: I know! You always are, right?
Betty: I don't always eat sandwiches. And besides, I wasn't even there!
Mandy: I'm just saying it really does feel that way sometimes.

[after Ignacio awkwardly walks into Betty's to see a naked coach...]
Hilda: papi what are you doing here?
Dad: I came to protect Betty, install some locks
Coach: What'd you get, Sleigh locks?
Dad: No, Quickset
Coach: Oh those are good

Fine, before you talk to Daniel, can you at least handcuff me?

Mandy [to detective]

Betty: I'm not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den..
Hilda: It's not about sex, it's about love
Betty: Fine, some love den..
Hilda: If it was just that we could do it in the backseat of his car

It's all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows... We'll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish rent-a-womb


Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

I thought I'd go for a dry cleaning run since you're off the track suits... yay!


Mandy: You look different
Betty: I'm wet
Mandy: Big improvement