Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 9: "When Betty Met YETI" Quotes
Marc: What do we do now?
Wilhelmina [about Connor and Molly]: Nothing, there is no plan! I'm not gonna beg, if he wants to marry that do gooding gremlin, it's his choice
Betty: Hey Marc
Marc: Marc isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number he'll never speak to you again you odious sea cow, Betty
I know you're going places, just you gotta do me a favor, try not to get there too fast. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wish you were my assistant for the net twenty years. But don't worry, I know in twenty years I'll probably be your assistantDaniel [to Betty]
Betty: Marc, you're a gay man in the fashion industry you have plenty of advantages
Marc: That gets me nothing
Random Gay: Madonna, tickets, backstage passes
Marc: Thanks bitch!
Hilda: You gotta take every advantage you get in this life. When I gotta go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top and thanks to the pointer sister right here, the meat man puts me in the front of the line.. Is that fair? No. So what? Who cares?
Ignacio: Thank you I can never show my face in that butcher shop again
Marc: You help them meet their quota
Betty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
Papi, I need a pan of of your capirotada and a spoon... two spoons, I need one going at all times
You know fashion means clothing, right?Amanda
Wilhelmina: It's always good to have a plan B
Marc: Or a plan 34C, ha ha
Wilhelmina [referring to Connor]: He's ambitious, he's shrewd, he's competitive, he's hot, he's me
Marc: He's the Male-amina
Wilhelmina: We'll have to do brunch
[back in Wilhelmina's office...]
Wilhelmina: I'd rather gouge my eyes out
Marc: I'll shoot you in the heart before I let you brunch with her