Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags
Justin: Okay

Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman

Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups
Betty: She does look strong

Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing?
Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that's worthy of a college freshman. But I'm feeling wonderful because I have information that will split up old man Hartley and grandma Meade

Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!

Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]

Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting

Marc [about Claire and Victoria]

That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!

Amanda [about a painting of Betty]

Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty

Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?
Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream

Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?

Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]

What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse

Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]
Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that

Ugly Betty Season 3 Quotes

Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.

Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.
Betty: Okay, no you don't.
Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.