Nandor: Are you leaving with us?
Colin: No, I can't stand up, if you know what I mean.

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We were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel and when the donkey dong ran out, we would have to burn the donkey.

Nadja

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How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an ax and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him fucking see this.

Lazlo

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What the fuck would anyone want with Canada?

Lazlo

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All secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

Nandor

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Vampires love virgins. It's their favorite food.

Guillermo

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