I have a government job. All I do is watch porn!

Jesse

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Having fun, Ryan? Just another lazy Sunday watching porn with your lazy, rock hard neighbor.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Sometimes when I look at you, I can almost see a 10-foot tampon string hanging out of you.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Not like I was gonna buy her. Last time I had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 07, 2011

A bone? That's like giving a basketball to a black guy.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 07, 2011