Bear! Don't live! I can't go on without you being dead!

Wilfred

I'm a complete failure. My father was right about me when he looked me in the eye and said [starts panting].

Wilfred

Classic Margo...couldn't hear death if it was knocking on her door.

Wilfred

I couldn't have said it better myself...because I can't say things, because I'm a dog.

Wilfred

I'm gonna do that through training, discipline, and searching "hero dog" to see what that even means.

Wilfred

The home security system to a dog is like the cotton gin to a slave. It's an insult. It says you're easily replaceable.

Wilfred

Do you know what she said to me? Why don't you find a real crime to solve, McGruff? And you wonder where he gets it from.

Wilfred

Wilfred Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

The home security system to a dog is like the cotton gin to a slave. It's an insult. It says you're easily replaceable.

Wilfred

Do you know what she said to me? Why don't you find a real crime to solve, McGruff? And you wonder where he gets it from.

Wilfred