Jack: You know what hurts more than the money? Although make no mistake the money hurt a great deal, I thought you were a good person.
Theodore: Well that's entirely on you because I've given you absolutely no reason to think well of me.

Jack: Give me half that money or else.
Theodore: Or else? Hitting a black man is a hate crime too. Rarely enforced, but still.
Jack: Well I'm not racist.
Theodore: And I'm not homophobic.
Jack: Then it looks like we've arrived at a real Mexican standoff. Wait, is that bad? Should it be hispanic stand off? Or is saying stand off like I think they're all stand offish?
Theodore: I think you need to be more earth tone neutral. I think it's Latino American now.
Jack: Oh right, totally. Then it looks like we've arrived at a real Latino American misunderstanding.

Theodore: Get out of my way or I'll…
Jack: Or you'll what? You can't hit a gay man; it's a hate crime.

Why Beverly Leslie, I thought they'd torn down all the corroded, old, confederate statues.

Karen

Grace: I can still pull this dress off, right?
Will: You should pull that dress off, and put on a different dress.

Will: Hey, this suit says senior partner, right, not lesbian minister?
Grace: Change the tie.

Will & Grace Season 9 Episode 5 Quotes

Grace: I can still pull this dress off, right?
Will: You should pull that dress off, and put on a different dress.

Will: Hey, this suit says senior partner, right, not lesbian minister?
Grace: Change the tie.