Rainwater: You've become a very difficult person to get a hold of.
John: Yeah, well I have this new rule. I only carry my phone in places with no service, otherwise that son of a bitch stays on the kitchen counter.

Listen, you don't want to do this here. A requirement of patients receiving an abortion at this clinic is sterilization.


You have a grade three concussion. We're supposed to bring you back to the hospital if you experience nausea or confusion. I asked if there's other symptoms since nauseous and confused is your natural state of being. They said your eyes might dilate, so we'll be on the lookout for that.


John: I'm gonna leave these holes just like this, right here in the middle of my field. And if you ever come back here again, I'm gonna fill 'em. Understand?
Dude: Thank you.
John: Thank you's not an answer. Repeat what I say. I'm goin' back to California.
Dude: I'm going back to California.
John: Montana doesn't want you.
Dude: Montana doesn't want me. I'm never comin' back. I swear.
John: I'm gonna hold you to that.

Jimmy: How am I, how am I gonna pay for all this?
John: Well, the hospital's pretty curious about that themselves. [pause] Look at me. Hospital bill's not a concern, but you gotta make me a promise. No more rodeo.
Jimmy: It's the only thing that I ever, that ever made me feel like I was worth something.
John: Well, I figured as much. [digs into his bag and tosses a rope onto Jimmy] Learn to rope. All you're riskin' is a thumb, and you got two of those.
Jimmy: Mr. Dutton? Uh, thank you.
John: Yeah. Well, learn to rope, Jimmy. [laughs] I'm not payin' for this shit twice.

Mia: You survived. Oh, OK. Gettin' the mystery out of the way right upfront. Um, is it just, is it swollen from the, uh...
Nurse: I think it's just the way God made that one.
Jimmy: This isn't happening.

Mia: Don't be nervous. It's supposed to be fun.
Jimmy: I'm scared, uh, when your eyesight returns, you're gonna take one look at me and run.
Mia: [laughs] Oh, I see just fine. You're the one who's blind, Jimmy, but I'm gonna fix that, too.

Beth: You are many things, Baby, but funny is not one of them. Sorry.
Rip: Mmm. Call me that again.
Beth: Call you what?
Rip: Baby. Say it again.
Beth: You like that, do you?
Rip: Mmm. Yeah, I do.
Beth: It's OK, baby.
Rip: What should I call you?
Beth: Wife. [pause] I didn't mean that.

John: When's the last time you watched the sunset, Governor?
Lynelle: I don't know. [pause] I can see why this is the dream they want to sell.
John: Yeah, but you can't sell this. You gotta earn it; you gotta live it, and that's what they'll never understand.
Lynelle: But they only want to sell it. And they could care less about the dream coming true. That's what you gotta understand.

Rip: I look at every day with you as a gift. My tommorows are, well, they're all words. There's no word I'd rather call you if that's what you want.
Beth: You know why I always run away? Cause there's only so much I can give you, Rip.
Rip: Naw. You can give me everything.
Beth: No. [long pause] I can't have children. You need to know that. When you're with me, it's the end of you.
Rip: I was born on a dead-end road, honey. This world doesn't need another generation of me.
Beth: I wouldn't be so sure.
Rip: I don't want a bunch of kids runnin' around this fuckin' house. I don't even like dogs. [chuckles] Hey, you're all I need. I'll call you whatever you want.
Beth: Beth is fine. For now.

Lynelle: No, it doesn't make sense to you. But it makes sense to Jamie. He knows how to make the law say no. I'm appointing him attorney general, and I'm appointing you livestock commissioner. And you will set aside your fears of becoming like your father and take on this responsibility because all this disappears if you don't. Destiny's hard thing to run from, isn't it?
Kayce: It's just turned out to be a lot faster than I thought.

Jimmy: I don't know if I can be in a relationship with someone who shows such poor judgment.
Mia: Well, I'm a barrel racer, so poor judgment's just part of the package.
Jimmy: You don't have a dog, do you?
Mia: I have two, actually.
Jimmy: That fuckin' figures.

Yellowstone Quotes

There's sharks and minnows in this world, Jimmy, and if you don't know which one you are, then you ain't a fuckin' shark.


Jamie: I should have said no. That's what I should have done. Because then you couldn't blame me for doing exactly what you asked me to do!
Beth: I didn't ask you for a fuckin' hysterectomy. You know, when you consider the pain that you cause a person the person's fault? That's evil, Jamie.