Liza: I just spent the weekend telling my daughter not to be some guy's secret. And I don't want to be in a relationship I can't be open about.
Charles: I understand, but now is just not the right time.
Liza: Call me when it is.

Liza: I wanted to tell you sooner because I'm trying to be more real.
Josh: Real? You're trying to be real? You don't even know what real is anymore.

I can only keep so many secrets for you, Liza.

Kelsey

Enzo: Take the ferry, it's free.
Diana: There's a reason for that.

A maverick is an independent person who blazes their own path. There are women who got to where they are without needing help, and I admire them, but I am not one of them. I am very lucky to not be running Millennial on my own, I have an amazing partner who should be up here with me. A partnership like ours is rare, and sometimes challenging, but we never stand in each other's way personally or professionally because we know that we are better together.

Kelsey

Enzo: Have you ever done anything stupid?
Diana: I married a gay man.

Liza: She's in a good mood.
Kelsey: Yeah, she's getting laid by a professional.

You have the "it" factor. That's why I wanted to meet with you. What Grace Coddington was to Vogue, Diana Trout could be to Empirical.

Lauren

Diana: That must have been good.
Enzo: It as.
Diana: I can always tell.
Enzo: Yeah?
Diana: Mhm. You make this little honk. Actually, it's not little, it's pretty big but don't worry, these pre-war buildings have very thick walls.

Pauline: Kate discovers that her husband is secretly in love with someone else.
Kiara: Who?
Pauline: A two-faced, young assistant at his company.
Kiara: Oh my god.
Diana: Karl, with an assistant? He seems like he'd be attracted to a more accomplished woman. You know someone who is at least department head.

You screwed me, and then you screwed me over.

Zane

Kelsey: You know what they say, men who grow beards are hiding something.
Diana: Yes, generally crumbs.

Younger Quotes

Every time Lauren gets the Empiriconda off one website, it pops up on another.

Liza

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza