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If I'm being generous, the things they care about are the same things we care about.Elena
It turns out people want to believe what they believe more than what is actually true.Elena
Politics and family do not mix.Penelope
Penelope: I don't have years! There's Cubans in an Uber right now, we still have no plan! Ugh, this is so much harder than I thought.
Elena: Changing people's minds about politics is hard. How did you think it was going to go?
I haven’t made a friend in years because in my head, I’m like, “Don’t get used to this. There will come a day when they don’t want to talk to you anymore.” If I knew why people thought I was difficult, I would fix it.Miz Cracker
[Miz Cracker tears up]
I am furious about you giving up so fast in the competition. I cannot let it go. So, my vote is for you to go home.Alexis Mateo
[Alexis raises Ongina’s lipstick and votes her out]
Blair St. Clair: Remember too, if Shea wins the lipsync and not the assassin, our vote doesn’t matter.
Alexis Mateo: Gosh, I need to have sex.
[All the queens laugh]
I have so much more to give and I want to give it, and I know I have the hunger and the drive. I want to be here so bad! But you don’t have to deliberate with me because these two do not deserve to go home tonight. This is not me giving up, this is the fairest thing for me to do.Ongina
Ugh, the first elimination of the season. Everything is different now. It’s a Rumocracy! Anything can happen now. Trump is president, chaos reigns!Miz Cracker
Ongina: You guys, I don’t know what happened. I was like, “Okay, I’m f****** this up. I’m just gonna do a little shimmy here and a little shimmy there.”
Blair St. Clair: Well, that’s what happens when you get in your head.
Ongina: Yeah, I know! I’ve been in my f****** head all this week.
Blair St. Clair: But, like, an All Star believes in herself.
Ongina: I literally did not.
Blair St. Clair: I know!
Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]
Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!Jujubee