Megan: What do I do now?
Isabella: Just pretend it never happened. One day when the time is right, the universe will give you a do-over.

Isabella: What are you thinking?
Megan: I think we should get some serious payback. I wanna make Luke wish he never met us.

Megan: Do you think that you could hack into the court’s database and erase it?
Ned: I wish I could, but I mean, once something like that is in the system, there’s a paper trail. It’s too late.
Megan: Damn it. You were my last hope. My last chance.

Megan: I didn’t ask you to do that!
Isabella: I know. I wanted to. He clearly has feelings for you, and you guys are like endgame. So, why wait?
Megan: Are you sure about this? I thought you like him?
Isabella: It wasn’t going to be anything but a summer fling.

Brent: You know, I always say, “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.”
Megan: Right, well, you say a lot of crap and no one’s buying it.

Megan: That’s not fair.
Jeff: What’s not fair is me being used as your practice run.
Megan: That’s not what it’s like.
Jeff: You can lie to yourself, Megan, but you can’t lie to me. We’re done.

Megan: You’re freaking me out. What happened?
Luke: She kissed me.

Hiram: It’s possible that we were both at the Tropicana on the same night. But I wasn’t there for him.
Veronica: No. No, by the looks of it, you were there for some blonde honey. Is that her name, Daddy? “Honey”?
Hiram: No, it’s Kelly.

Principal Featherhead: You’re willing to risk losing the Vixens?
Cheryl: I couldn’t sign that piece of paper and then lead them in good conscious. Here for, I, Cheryl Blossom, hereby and willingly renounce my stewardship of the River Vixens.

Hiram: You gotta find the truth in what you’re saying, Julian. And never forget: words have power.

Betty: It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. We’re such big fans of your television program.
Cheryl: Especially the first season. It kinda went downhill after that.

Isabella: I haven’t given up on our friendship.
Megan: You’re completely delusional. Our friendship died a long time ago, and there’s nothing you can do or say to resuscitate it.

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And how many women call him? And how many women actually engage him? You see, men belong to a nice, exclusive subset. And you know, it's not betraying your sex by -- I mean, it's not regressive to be a conversationalist. You convince them you're a friend, and they'll forget what they are.

Daria

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that I can't win every fight. And that's cool; I'm okay with that. But this, this is our history. We can't lose this fight. All our struggles as a people, I think about it, and I used to say, “Imma show them. Imma go out and change the world.” Yeah, silly, I know, but when I'd look in your eyes, I could tell you were always thinking that I was running away.

Sam