That's why my wife and I use candles. Well sir, you are hands ...

Dr. Zeltzer: That's why my wife and I use candles.
Turk: Well sir, you are hands down the most disturbing man I have ever met in my life.
Dr. Zeltzer: Oh stop it. Hey, are you and your wife open minded?
Dr. Cox: That's it, I want everybody out who's not an expert on lightbulbs. Go on, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!


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Characters:
Turk, Perry Cox
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2: "My Office"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

The best thing about this place is that when someone's really in trouble, all the pettiness melts away.

J.D.

(After Elliot removes a sign with her fingers that he couldn't with a crowbar) She has fingers like biceps.

J.D.
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