Turk: This is great. I'm being assisted by a magician.
Carla: The only way you're gonna get through this is if you believe it's gonna work.
Turk: Uh-huh.
(He pinches her on the arm.)
Carla: OW!
Turk: That was just a fingernail, honey! How would you like it if I cut out your appendix?!
Carla: Let's forget for one second that hypnosis is used to lower bleeding, aid recovery, or help patients deal with pain. You are married now. So start believing what I tell you to believe! And DON'T PINCH ME!

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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3: "My Day at the Races"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.

As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.

J.D.'s Narration