Clerk: We'll get you on the 7 A.M. flight tomorrow morning.
Mr. Garrison: I can't go tomorrow, the Jizzfest is tonight!


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Mr. Garrison
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South Park Season 5 Episode 11: "The Entity"
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South Park
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South Park Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Dude, a self hating Jew? You are becoming a stereotype.

Stan

Kyle: You especially can't say anything about Jews.
Cartman: Oh Jesus why don't you just cut off my balls!?