Monica: Well, I was thinking that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Phoebe: Oh. No.
Monica: Why not?
Phoebe: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
Monica: No you're not.
Phoebe: I know I'm not, but you are.


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Friends Season 2 Episode 1: "The One with Ross's New Girlfriend"
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Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: I'm okay.
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then fifty feet of crap, then me.

I swear to God, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!

Joey