You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Mis...

Jay: You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why?
Jay: Because I could identify all the Commi planes.
Gloria: What are we talking about?!?


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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

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Phil: Dad, what's up?
Frank: Nothing, but these boxers are starting to ride high.
Phil: I'm in no mood for jokes... although that was a good one. You still got it.

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